Funny side of marrriage !

1 There are always two sides for a story.

But with husband and wife there are three sides,

HIS, HER and the TRUTH.

 

2 When he works, she gets full salary and half husband

When he retires, she gets half salary and full husband.

3 There is a way of transferring funds that is

even faster than electronic banking. It is

called “marriage”.

4 Every mom generally hopes that her daughter

will snag a better husband than she managed to do so.

But she is certain that her boy will never get

great wife as his father did.

 

5 Women hope men will change after marriage but they 

don't; men hope women won't change but they do.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.